Mom: Will you become John Cena by going to the gym? New Teacher: Good, all boys have the same hobby, Now its girl’s turn. ( All boys told their different names but the hobby was same) New Teacher: All students introduce your name and hobbiesġst boy: My name is Jack and my hobby is watching the moon.Ģnd boy: My name is Dave and hobby is watching the moon.ģrd boy: My name is Patrick & my hobby is watching the moon. Little Johnny: No… I just feel bad that you’re standing alone. Teacher: Oh, Johnny you think you’re stupid? Teacher: I’m sure there are some stupid students over here! Teacher: Anyone who thinks he’s stupid may stand up! Interviewer: No, no… I mean male or female?Īpplicant: Yes, male, female, sometimes Pig.Īpplicant: No Cow she is our mother and we drink her piss.Īpplicant: Horse style, doggy style, any style! Man: But I purchased cigarette from your shop. Girl: OMG, You look so much better when you don’t wear your glassesīoy: Well, You look better when I don’t wear my glasses too.īoy: ( calls 911) Hello, I need your help! Man: ( He looks at his left arm and yells) OMG! My Rolex watch! You even haven’t notice that your left arm has been cut off. Police: You’re such a materialistic person. There are CCTV cameras everywhere.Ī man meets an accident with his new Ferrari. Grandfather: When I was your age, I used to go to the market with two Rupees and bring home soap, rice, milk, bread, ghee, face powder etc.
Patient: What do you mean by 10? 10 what? Years? Months? Weeks?! You should hit the BRAKE.ĭoctor: I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live. Trainer: If an old man and a child come near your car, what will you hit? Then one terrorist says to the other, “See I told you nobody will care about the 14 thousand people”. Terrorist: We are planning to kill 14 thousand people and a donkey. The waiter asks them what the discussion was about. Two terrorists having discussion in a bar, You May Like: Best 30 New Funny Jokes In English Funny Dialogues between Two Persons in English So, go through till the end if you are ready to laugh out loud! Through this post, I’m going to line up more than 25 new and latest funny dialogues between two persons in English.
Especially, the funny conversations between two humor friends are awesome. Mostly, we came across these funny dialogues between two persons at schools, colleges, universities, hospitals, offices, party with friends, etc.
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